I have been a busy beaver so I have had to do a retroactive stocking stuffer for you believers of Kris Kringle, so I am sneakily backdating the is post to December 25. Yes, blog software let’s you do things like that. I have been a busy little elf throughout the month of December, working hard on not only on the blog, but on other projects for my perverted readers. I have finished the first phase of blog tweaking. At the left sidebar, you will notice that I have made a dedicated section for my private pic galleries. For you naughty little readers, you will see lots more of my deviant pic sets in the new year. At the left and right I have added strips with links to AsianBabeCams… and I guess you guys have already noticed that because lots of you are buying credit packages. On the right sidebar I have also added links for the ultimate jerkoff tool, the Fleshlight, as well as links to Fling which allow you to find sex slaves right in your neighborhood.

There is a lot more to do in the coming months, including the launch of a free Asian Reality Porn Network. My prototype site is up at asianstreetsex.com with lots of pics from the all-time sleaziest paysite AsianAppleSeed. Check it out and you will see where I am going. For my faithful readers, please stay tuned, even if you have a short attention span.

For retroactive X-mas, let’s talk about something which is dear to my heart lately… bra sizes. I used to be an A-cup fan, but lately I have been getting the taste for girls with big mammaries. Not that easy to find in the land of petite Asians. Let’s talk about cup sizes.

Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G, and H are the letters used to define bra sizes?
If you have wondered why, but couldn’t figure out what the letters stood for, it is about time you became informed!
{A} Almost Boobs…
{B} Barely there.
{C} Can’t Complain!
{D} Dang!
{E} Enormous!
{F} Fake.
{G} Get a Reduction.
{H} Help me, I’ve fallen and I can’t get up

Hehe… only Americans will understand the “H” reference. For my quickie slut stuffer gift, enjoy this Jakarta fucklet who has just taken a load of my man goo over her sweet six pack. A ho-ho-ho treat from St. Nick! Enjoy, SantaAsianRain

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A reader sent me these pics of this sexy Indonesian MILF Jenni from Bali. He and two of his deviant mates did a 4 hour train on this nice mama on their last trip. Just enough guys to penetrate all three of her sex holes. Mama’s honeypot must have been stretched to the limit! Bali isn’t much of a sex tourist destination, but it looks like some of the guys are scoring some sweet meat when they are not sipping Bintangs on the beach! Enjoy, AsianRain

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The joyous season has come upon us. Although I would never know it from the balmy warm weather of South East Asia, I can certainly tell Kris Kringle is ready to make his gift run because my cell phone has been beep-beeping nonstop with SMSes from Filipina squeeze boxes hungry to make some P4P cash before the big holiday. I think they must go into overdrive, braodcasting messages to any potential source of income. Just like the picture says, the fingers are free even if the mouth is filled with a fat cock. One of my freqent readers, Benton Quest, surmised that she must be typing something like “SRY I CNT TLK - I HV A BG WSTRN COK N MY MTH. CLL U AFTR IT UNLDS N MY THRT.“ I should add ”N SND MONY NW!”

Too bad the limited flights to Manila are all booked solid. Otherwise I would be sorely tempted to make a quick party run to dine on some desperate dark meat LBFMs before the year is out. That doesn’t stop my Filipina “friends” from asking me to send them money by Western Union or Door 2 Door. Bless their greedy little hearts.

I was thinking the other day that I could almost optimise half of my mongering year around the festive season cash drive periods of my providers. The Indonesian girls do their fund raising in September-October for Ramadan. The Filipinas fucklets do their SMSing in November-December for Christmas. And my Chinese/Vietnamese squeeze boxes get active in January-February for Chinese New Year/Tet. Yep, with the variety of holidays in Asia, that’s half the year where some race or nationality is hungry for holiday spending money.

What would a monger do without holidays? Enjoy, AsianRain+

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Fellow monger Steeve69 dropped by and told me he was the cameraman behind the sweet pic of my long lost fucklet favorite Daeng. I had posted it in my previous article on this sweet Chinese-Thai working girl. Steeve was kind enough to post a few more pics of Daeng on his Flikr photo album. Not only does it have some great pics of his Bangkok and Pattaya conquests, it has a few pics of the famous Miss Na, the fuckmaster of Pattaya. Enjoy the pics of both Daeng and Na at Steeve’s Flikr album by clicking the pics below. Thanks for the pics Steeve! Enjoy, AsianRain+

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