NOTICE TO MY READERS: ALL TRIP REPORTS FOR ALL COUNTRIES HAVE BEEN UPDATED AND CHECKED FOR ACCURACY AS OF OCTOBER 2008. Unfortunately blog software sorts posts by date, so when I copied all of my reports from the ISG Forum, I had to backdate posts to create an “archive” of my trip reports. If you do happen to spot any inaccurate or out-of-date material, please let me know using my contact form. Or just post a comment on any report you find an error and I will correct. Enjoy the posts! AsianRain+
You want to creampie a tight Thai girl so much you can taste it. You want a thick-lipped Filipina wrapped around your cock until you blow a gusher down her throat. You dream of penetrating a petite Vietnamese girl’s cinnamon hole until you bust a nut in her rectum. How about this cutie Filipina named Jessa wrapped tight in AsianRain’s comforting arms? Let me tell you: she had a sweet little fuck box and a deep French kiss to die for. Isn’t that worth flying half way around the world? Maybe not. The reality is that it’s just a half-day flight away, but for most it might as well be a ride to the moon.
Face it. Admit it. The odds are against you. Less than 5% of US males even possess a passport. Europeans are loathe to leave their home country unless there is a football match to crash. Most people are occupied with wives, jobs, packed social calendars and the hours upon hours of other bullshit that fills up our lives. So many guys have told me they are coming out to Asia “real soon,” but sadly precious few of them actually make it out here. The closest they will come to Asia is a trip to the local Chinatown to pick up a pack of fried rice and egg-drop soup.
Luckily there is virtual solution: asian sexploitation sites. I’m not talking about the fake-ass plasticized California brand of me-love-you-long-time pornstar Asians like the balloon-titted Minka or Cali fucklet Avena Lee. I’m talking about Asian reality sites, with the kind of content and concept that brings you ass to face with the kind of sex experience sexpats in Asia have every day.
It’s no secret that I have been a “video monger” for the last few years, putting many of my sessions with girls on film (all of the pics you see on my sidebar are screen captures from my personal stash of videos). I’ve had a lot of guys ask to see clips and I have even shared a few of my homemade clips through monger sites like InternationalSexGuide. I must admit that I was left blushing when one guy wrote to me and told me that he had just popped a load by watching one of my videos. When the effect of blind elation wore off later, I had to admit that I struggled to understand why any guy would get off to my less than polished porn product. After all, I’m not much of an artiste with the camera. Nor am I pumping girls that would make it into even the back pages of a mainstream porn magazine. And I’m definitely not a Mandingo-like cock stud with the kind of girl-splitting tool people plunk down $29.95 per flick to see rammed into little fuck boxes.
Then it hit me. It is the realism of amateur material and experience that hits home. No photoshop retouched starlets - that’s a girl I just picked up at Martini Bar in Phnom Penh. No staged scenes - that’s just my hotel room in Manila. Lighting isn’t that great? Yeah, that’s because the single 60-watt bulb in my Ho Chi Minh mini hotel doesn’t give off that much candlepower. What? The girl doesn’t suck cock like a pro? Well maybe that is because she is fresh from the village and doesn’t have that much experience. But that’s the way it is with a real-life pickup… if it’s polished, then it isn’t the raw reality that you will experience when you get out to Asia.
I have been trawling around and it seems that quite a few guys have been putting their fuck sessions on video. And not just as a hobbyist like me. These guys are serious fuckmasters and they have banged enough awesome Asian talent to open paysites which make the raw Asian sex experience accessible to everybody. Digging around the net, I have begun to investigate a number of these sites and am pretty friggin impressed with the quality and variety out there. Check out the links to sexploitation sites at the right column. The vast majority of sites are specialised on girls from the “Axis of Asian Sex Tourism” locales of Thailand, Philippines and Cambodia, but there are a couple sites like Rare Asian and JapTeen that feature girls from more exotic locales. Sites in the top slots are superb examples of the naughty exploitative Asian monger art.
And most of all, these are the girls that you could be pumping too! To prove the point, remember sweet Filipina Jessa from the beginning of this article? Well, here she is appearing in one of the banners for Filipina 18. This former Miss LA Cafe might not have posed for me (I didn’t have a video cam back then), but she committed herself to doing a shoot for Filipina 18. It just blows my mind when I think that I have porked a girl from a porn site. But that is the reality of it… in Asia that is what is possible for you and me! For those of you who won’t be making it out to Asia anytime soon, you might consider checking out a few of these sites as a kind of “educational film series” on how to Asian women know how to perform for their men. To filter out the California-made crap and give straight advice on which sites provide the rawest value-for-money reality sex tourist fuck site experience, I will review as many of these sites as possible. For less than the price of a tank of petrol, you can be downloading the real Asian experience onto your hard drive. Until you get out here and pump some girls like Jessa yourself, it’s the next best thing to cumming here! Enjoy, AsianRain+
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For those of you who commute everyday in the comfort of your cars, it’s hard to appreciate the misery of going to work via the packed trains in Tokyo. Packed like sardines in a can, men and women alike have to endure long standing rides to the office.
In this environment of intimate proximity, where your hand is just a hairbreadth away from some docile office lady’s ass, why not take the opportunity to do a little grab ass? Enter the world of the train chikan (molester). Japanese guys (and a more than a few sexpat foreigners) have discovered the thrill of slipping your hand over to a nearby ass and copping a feel. I admit to being guilty of this naughty little practice on visits to Japan… it’s a real buzz! Chikan is not some kind of minor social problem in Japan. Thanks to the Internet, where perverted aficionados of the art can exchange timetable information about where to catch the most packed trains as well as how not to get caught, the problem reached epic proportions. Signs were put up in trains discouraging chikan. Announcements were made over the public address system. Special plain-clothed police officers were released into the crowds to catch offenders. The media fried a couple public figures - one a well-known university professor who was caught using a mirror to peep up schoolgirl’s skirts. Even the Japan Railway corportation finally took more concrete action this year and borrowed from friggin socially backward India by introducing “female only” cars. But with so much crowding and so many nice asses to be groped, the problem continues…
Enter the entreprenurial free market. Why not give these tortured male spirits a place to release their desires? The solution? Train Cafe, a member’s only club for adults in Tokyo’s Ikebukuro district that makes it possible for chikan molesters to enjoy a little “hands on” release for their little deviant frustrations.
So how do you get to experience simulated chikan? Membership runs at 5,000 yen (~$45). Then there is a flat “cup of tea” charge of 2,000 yen ($18) each time you enter the cafe as well as another 3,600 yen ($32) for a 20 minute “train ride.” Even in Tokyo’s current deflationary spiral, it must be rather good times when guys can afford to lay down $50 for 20 min of petting in a simulated choo choo. There is a timetable and passengers “board” into a special room outfitted to look like the inside of Tokyo’s Yamanote loop line. The simulation is realistic, with LCD monitors which simulate the outside scenery and announcements made at each “station stop.” According to Train Cafe’s operator (or is it conductor?), “We cannot be beaten when it comes to reality.” And as long as they are the sole provider of simulated train perversion, I would add price leadership as well!
During the 20 minute session, the trip takes you from Ikebukuro to Meguro stations. With each stop, the doors of the carriage open and the girls get on and off the train. Like most attractions in Japan, there are rules that water down the thrill of the experience. The men have to stand in predetermined spots for the duration and are limited to groping over the clothes. Thrill thrill! If that wasn’t enough, optional value-added services are available at the discretion of the female members: take home panties - an extra 4000 yen; wear a costume (school girl, I’ll bet) - an extra 1000 yen; wear stockings - an extra 1000 yen; and taking a polaroid snapshot of your ass grab - just 1000 yen extra. Now you know if I gave this train a try, I would certainly hope for an extras package discount for getting a piccie with me feeling up a lady in schoolgirl uniform wearing stockings. Think she would soil her panties a bit so I would have something to sniff on the way home?
Train Cafe’s management claims that this service helps to curb crime by providing perverts with an outlet for thier desires. Yeah, right. After such a service I would be even more wound up to get my hands on a piece of ass than when I came in. The chance for romance exists, members are allowed to exchange contact information and, who knows, you just might end up living the real fantasy! My suspicion is that the female members will make real bucks by meeting up afterwards for some paid train wrecks. If anybody tries this out, leave a comment! Enjoy Tokyo, AR+
So you think you are a Sexpat? Look for these 30 tell-tale symptoms…
1. You enjoy hanging out in local bars and attempting to engage total stangers in a discussion about blow jobs.
2. You are more than double your girlfriend’s age or triple her weight.
3. You have had more STDs than bouts of food poisoning.
4. You spend more money on prostitutes than on rent.
5. You often say “I wish [insert your location] was more like Pattaya, Thailand.”
6. You’ve decided to dump your current girlfriend because “she just isn’t the same 3-holer she used to be.”
7. Your penis has been inside more local mouths than a doctor’s tongue depressor.
8. You regularly post on InternationalSexGuide or other mongering websites.
9. You’ve learned the local words for “penis” “vagina” “fuck” and “orgasm,” but you don’t know how to say “good morning” “left” “right” or “thank you.”
10. You keep a list of names of all the girls at your local bar, then cross off each one after you screw her.
11. You have more condoms in your apartment than hairs on your head.
12. Your cell phone is programmed with the number for a mamasan.
13. A mamasan has your number programmed in her cell phone.
14. You can hide all the valuables in your apartment within 10 seconds of your “date” entering the bathroom.
15. The local pharmacist knows your regular order for Viagra and antibiotics.
16. You just realised that the airport departure tax is ‘two and half short times’.
17. Your idea of foreplay is taking a shower while your date sits on the bed watching karaoke videos.
18. Your cell phone isn’t the only thing in your apartment that vibrates.
19. You’ve had more sex in Thailand than you have in all other countries of the world combined.
20. You’re ashamed to look your cleaning lady in the eye.
21. Your idea of a local working girl playing “hard to get” is when she demands an extra $5 for a rim job.
22. You lost the remote control to the TV but found it later jammed up your girlfriend’s snatch.
23. You think the traditional Water Festival should involve more women pissing on you.
24. Instead of meeting your last girlfriend through a mutual acquaintance, you met her through a fish bowl.
25. You’re now convinced that young Asian women really do love men with huge stomachs, bald heads and wrinkled balls.
26. You’ve tried to win an argument with a girlfriend by saying ‘But you know I butterfly’.
27. You can screw a woman in twelve different positions but you can’t do a sit up.
28. You’ve played an entire game of pool with a local woman before realizing that you had once shagged her.
29. You’ve calculated how many years it will be before a flower girl turns 18.
And finally . . . .
30. If your passport is Canadian, your shirt is Hawaiian, your girlfriend is Thai, your mistress is Vietnamese, and your ex-wife is a Filipina, you are definitely a sexpat.
“Yes, dear. I know I’m NUMBER ONE!”
Have been to LA Cafe on four trips in the past couple months. Just here now and thought to report from the ground. Always reliable fun at LA Cafe, although I agree with the previous posts that Mon-Tue are relatively sparse. I tend to skew my visits towards the latter part of the week, where the pussy factory is working overtime.
With the increase of Japanese and Korean clientele, the number of girls who are targeting these guys exclusively has increased. These girls used to buzz mainly in back bar area on the second floor, but now there are a bunch of them near the entrance as well as the downstairs back area. The mamasans work hard to pimp these girls and buzz like flies around the JP/KR guys. More power to ‘em, but I wish these guys didn’t spoil the girls so quickly… one cutie told me she gets P3,000 short time every time, which is still a bargain converted to Japanese yen, but dammed if I am going to pay that.
My preference is for the second floor. It’s only P100-200 entrance and often there is a halfways decent band. I like to play a bit of pool at the table in the back and walk around in between games. There are lots of real cuties floating around here, but they tend to be regulars. My conquest for this visit centered around a girl named Myline who sits with friends in the corner opposite the steps. Perfect little body - 4′11″, compact, sweet little tits and ass, perfect light skin and a darling smile. We always have a good time flirting at the pool table and she always wants to go back, but has always refused flat my condition to put her on film. My charms finally broke her down on this visit and I got her cute little ass on video in a fuck film extravaganza last night. Plenty of guys have had her, but I was pleased to be the first to get her on DV. I am hoping the investment will pay off in a domino effect as I really want to do her sweet friend Janet, who has the sweetest little ass package but has also refused video. Once one has done it, I hope the others will follow suit!
I have also noticed a pickup of FL action at the nearby Robinson’s. I usually pick up dinner there and have noticed the increase in girls who are sitting at coffee shops discreetly waving me over or girls who just plain walk up to me. If I had the temprement and time for this mode of mongering, I am sure there is plenty more action to be had by just strolling around.
Enjoy, AR+
ADDITION: For those of you struggling to find where LA Cafe is, I have attached a map with address. Just give it to the taxi driver and go! Enjoy, AsianRain
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