In case you got stiffed on x-mas by ‘ol Kris Kringle, apparently he got caught up in a threesome with some mature Beach Road mamas. The video caps have been making the rounds on the Internet and it dispels the theory that he spends all his time buggering his elves. Missus Claus doesn’t leave him with much spending money as he could only afford a pair of 500bhat hookers for service.

Santy doesn’t look like he is suffering, but I say we all chip in and get him a gift certificate for some Walking Street go-go bar girls. Enjoy, AsianRain

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For those of you stuck in some western sex prison, it’s hard to imagine the liberation of living in Asia where sex is not something that women throw to men like you throw a bone to a dog. I picked up the following perspective on mongering from fellow ISGer “Daddy Warbucks 1″ and asked him for his permission to share it with my readers:

Once you get the first taste of mongering, your life is forever changed. The sites and sounds you dream of your next trip.

It becomes a vicious cycle of planning and maximizing all funds and vacation time to just get back to your mongering destination faster and faster. Your life as you know it back home and all things around you in your western life don’t matter. All your friends and family don’t understand. No one can possibly ever know the feeling you get stepping into a mongering destination as Thailand, Dubai or PI, or having a sexy, young third world girl naked laying before you.

You begin to look around at your neighbors, looking at their fat wife’s, their huge mortgage, 2 car payments, and mountains of bills every month. And you begin to wish that one day you’ll never end up like that or ever go back to that lifestyle. You begin to realize that you are forever changed, and nothing will be the same.

Why go to a local strip club? Pay $20 for a lap dance? That is a blow job and fuck in PI. Eventually nothing becomes fun anymore, going traveling, going hiking, nothing really seems to match the feeling you had in Dubai, PI Thailand, nothing.

Your friends and parents will start to question why you’re on your 5th trip to Thailand a row. “Why do you keep going there?” “Why don’t you grow up” “that is not real life over there” “your partaking in the sex trade/human trafficking ring” “you can’t get any pussy here in the western world so you go overseas” “you looking for a mail order bride”

You hear all these negatives around you, and no one understands. No one except your fellow mongers. Deep inside, though everyone is making fun of you or criticizing you, you feel sorry for the guys that don’t know about the third world. Your friends would have so much fun if they would only go to the third world and see what you have seen, yet 95% of your friends will or come up with excuses not to go.

You look at your pictures from your trips and smile at every image and picture that brought you so much happiness. 

Those few months while you’re not on vacation is torture. I comb the internet and message boards for anything new or news about my favorite mongering destinations.

The life of a monger is a rollercoaster of ultimate highs, and horrible lows. I’m sometimes hesitant to bring new guys to the life because I know it will fuck them up for life. It is truly the best and worst thing to ever happen to me. A curse that can never be cured until he day I become a millionaire. Its worst than any street drug, that pussy is the most addictive substance known to man.

The Few The Proud The Mongers…
Right on Daddy! I couldn’t have said it better. Thanks for allowing reprint of your post. For those of you rotting away in the USA or other sex prisions, get out to Asia as soon as possible! The pain of return will be much less than the pleasure of cumming! Hehe. AsianRain

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It’s the beginning of the year, so at the cubicle farm that meant it was time for my annual appraisal. I like to keep these things pretty simple under the principle that the more questions I ask, the more lies my boss has to tell me about the bleak career opportunities of my company. My boss doesn’t have to tell me that I have done a great job in 2007, I know that already. While my boss is blah, blah, blahing his way thru my performance review, I’m just sitting there thinking “just show me the money and shut the fuck up about everything else.”

One of the subjects that always comes up during the appraisal is training and development. Of course the boss doesn’t have a clue that I am training for a career in pornography and developing my web properties whenever I have spare time. The company has taught me as much as it can about life, now all I expect is lots of business travel to interesting destinations that I can pursue my mongering habit. Employment may come and go, but I’m builiding the AsianRain brand for the long term.

One personal goal that I have set for this year is to learn how to be more naughty in foreign languages. Knowing how to say pussy, ass, suck my cock, etc. has its advantages for giving directions when you are in the many non-English zones of Asia. Enter the Swearsaurus, which offers insults and naughty words in 180 languages. I have no intention of picking fights (I’m a lover, not a fighter), but I really like the wide selection of sex terms. Now that I am on my way to Jakarta I can figure out how to say pussy (memek), ass (pantat) and other naughty bits in Indonesian. This has got to come in handy when telling a provider to suck my cock! Check out the Swearsaurus and improve your mongering lingo for all your sex tourist destinations. Here is to improving ourselves in 2008! Enjoy, AsianRain

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I have been seeing a lot of posts on my favorite monger site about NA, one of Pattaya, Thailand’s most famous servers of sex tourists. There is a video clip on YouPorn of her showing off her blow job skills which is a true testament to the potential of average sex tourists to have a true porn star experience with a sweet fucklet in Asia.

Na has been featured on at least one porn site - the lesbian scene that she does on Tailynn.com is impressive to say the least. Check out a couple galleries here and here. I actually spotted this mocha suck&fuckmaster on Soi 8 in Pattaya a few years ago, but unfortunately I was with my girlfriend and could not make the move to pick her up. She was wearing the EXACT same white body skirt featured in the Tailynn galleries and I nearly snapped my neck as I swung around to get a better luck at the famous sexpot. Opportunities lost - I would have loved to have her in my video collection. Cest la vie. Enjoy, AsianRain+

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10. You’re guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.
9. If you get tired, wait 10 minutes and go at it again.
8. The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some.
7. You don’t have to compliment the person who gave you candy.
6. The person giving you candy doesn’t fantasize you’re someone else.
5. If you get a stomachache, it won’t last 9months.
4. If you wear your Batman mask, no one thinks you’re kinky.
3. If doesn’t matter if the kids hear you moaning and groaning.
2. You’ll feel less guilt the next morning.
1. If you don’t get what you want, you can always go next door!!!!

Happy Halloween! AsianRain+

VIAGRA VIRGIN? LEARN HOW IT WORKS AND HOW TO BUY - NO PRESCRIPTION!

I has been 3 months since I opened theSexpat to blog about my experiences sex mongering in Asia. It has taken some slaving over the keyboard, but I have posted over 70 trip reports on my sexpat experiences in 9 countries as well as lots of photos and articles of interest to visitors interesting in sharing in the sexpat lifestyle. You’ll also see many links to sponsors that I have carefully selected, knowing from my experience that they provide the closest content to what you would get if you visited Asia yourself. I’m never going to quit my day job doing this blog, but at least the sponsors help me to cover costs of running the site.

I hope you and the thousands of other visitors have had good time on theSexpat. As I go into the next phase of developing my blog, please take a minute to let me know any constructive ideas for improvements. Just click the link below to leave a comment or use my contact page to send me a mail. I do my best to reply to all mails and always reply to comments! Thanks! AsianRain+

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Welcome to theSexpat. You can call me AsianRain, which is my nick name in the virtual world. This is my cherry-popping post into the world of blogging. Having been a techno-geek most of my life, the best start seemed to be ”Hello World!”. This comes from my experience in learning new computer languages, where the first program one learns to write is a simple program that prints out the words ”Hello World.” Silly, eh?

Not to worry. I won’t be doing too much geeky stuff on this site. theSexpat is going to be a site where I share my all-too-real mongering experiences in Asia and provide unfiltered and unrestricted reality reports and perspectives. If this is your first visit to theSexpat, I would recommend that you start by taking a look at the Who is AsianRain? link - it will give you a flavor for who I am and the purpose of this site.

Enjoy your time here! AR+

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