In case you got stiffed on x-mas by ‘ol Kris Kringle, apparently he got caught up in a threesome with some mature Beach Road mamas. The video caps have been making the rounds on the Internet and it dispels the theory that he spends all his time buggering his elves. Missus Claus doesn’t leave him with much spending money as he could only afford a pair of 500bhat hookers for service.

Santy doesn’t look like he is suffering, but I say we all chip in and get him a gift certificate for some Walking Street go-go bar girls. Enjoy, AsianRain

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I’m not really one of those mongers who pines away about “the good old days,” preferring instead to make the best of whatever opportunities for mongering exist. Capitalism, which drives development, is usually not a friend of the Hobby. But the story of Sukhimvit Road, the main tourist strip in Bangkok, Thailand, bears that theory out in the most pathetic way possible. When Thaksin and his Thai Rak Thai cronies took over, they began a siege on Sukhimvit Road. At least five areas for beer bars and go-go bars were simply torn down or redeveloped. The Grand Plan was that Sukhimvit Road would emerge as a better place. Trendy condo developments and five star hotels would line the street.

But where would all the working girls go? The Bangkok Post’s online article says it all about what has become of it all… Bangkok’s Sleazy Street of Shame. And believe me, that is an understatement. When I started mongering in Bangkok, walking up Sukhimvit from the Robinson’s at Soi 19 you would see a fairly small smattering of street walkers going up to Soi 3 (near Nana Plaza). Now that strip has pretty much become an open air meat market, with pockets of girls going all the way up. Now you have 500bhat short time hookers plying their trade in front of trendy hotels as well as the new condo developments. I can’t imagine plunking down the US$300k++ they are asking for 2-bedroom flats and having street hookers and ladyboys trawling outside the security gate for johns.

Not that I am anti-prostitute. I never have been and never will be. It’s just that Sukhimvit used to be quite a tidy street before the bars got ripped down. I’d say bring back Soi Zero, Sukhimvit One, Asoke Plaza and all the wonderful firetrap bars that kept the girls in a “proper place”. But those places are now office buildings, parks and highrise condos. Unfortunately, they aren’t coming back - ever. That’s reality. So we just make the best of the worst and move on. Enjoy, AsianRain

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It has been a while since I have posted… more than a while… more like a fuck of a long time. Needless to day, I have been occupied by life and all the shit that has been needed to be done to keep afloat in the Lost Year of 2009. I have still been mongering strong, but not nearly what was achieved in the previous few years. As the end of 2009 is upon us, I came across a nice essay of thoughts by Param Ahmad entitled “Prostitutes are better because…”. A series of random thoughts on why prostitutes can keep the man side of mankind afloat. I am going to quote a few of the reasons here, but encourage you to go over an check out the full article. Enjoy, AsianRain

Prostitutes are better because…
Prostitutes don’t say “I can’t. I have a boyfriend.”

Prostitutes don’t say “No thanks. I didn’t think we clicked.”

Prostitutes don’t say “You’re not my type.”

Prostitutes don’t say “I think you’re too old.”

Prostitutes say “Do you want to get together? Do you want me to come over?”

Prostitutes don’t care if you’re unemployed or if you have an unimpressive or low-paying job.

Prostitutes don’t care if you drive an old or inexpensive car.

Prostitutes don’t care if you’re not handsome or if you’re short or overweight.

Prostitutes don’t care if you’re not a good conversationalist.

Prostitutes don’t care if you are married.

Prostitutes don’t care if you have been divorced three times or six times or if you have children by several ex-wives or ex-girlfriends.

Unless you are young, rich, tall, and handsome, you can probably have sex with prostitutes who are much younger and prettier than anyone you could date or marry.

More than is true of most women, if you are nice to a prostitute, she’ll be nice to you.

In an ideal world, all women would be as affectionate and accommodating as prostitutes are. But this isn’t an ideal world.
Check out the FULL ARTICLE!

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If your love life has gotten a little boring, then there is an awesome adult goods shop in Akihabara I came across while escorting some of my friends around the electronics shops - Love Merci. The shop is 5 floors with a dizzying selection of goods.

- BASEMENT specializes in S&M products - all the ropes, whips, chains, masks, etc. for not-so-nice play.
- FIRST FLOOR is for Costume Play - schoolgirl uniforms, nurse costumes, beer girl costumes (heineken, budweiser, etc.), racing girl uniforms, stockings, underwear, teddies, etc.
- SECOND FLOOR has stuff for the Ladies - dildoes, vibrators, anal beads, nipple stimulators, massagers, lubricants, condoms, etc.
- THIRD FLOOR has stuff for the Guys - blow-up dolls, latex foam dolls, masturbators, pocket pussies, etc.
- FOURTH FLOOR has become something called the “Big Goods” Floor, which will be selling the blow-up dolls.

I was looking for some dress-up play for my sweet Asian squeeze back home, so I spent a lot of time looking through the schoolgirl costumes. If you want “near authentic” schoolgirl uniforms, they stock a great selection of multi-size/multi-design uniforms. They are made in China and are slightly loose-fitted for costume play, but the worksmanship is good and the detailing is very good (some of the sets come with faux school emblem patches, matching sweaters, etc.). Costs range from JPY5500 for the simple “sailor costume” sets (blouse and skirt) to JPY20000 for the more detailed sets (blouse, skirt and sweater). There are costumes available in small, medium and large sizes - my petite Asian fucklet looked great in her small size sailor costume. Medium should fit the average adult Asian and Large should fit a slim western woman. If you are dressing a corn-fed Western woman, there are a few XL selections, but the shop’s clientele is mostly Asian, so there will not be that many choices. For the schoolgirl purists amongst us, they also sell gymwear sets - white t-shirt and spandex bloomers (also in small, medium and large). There is also a kinky set of bloomers with the pre-cut fuck holes that are common in schoolgirl-themed Japanese porn movies. Yum yum!

I took a look at the other floors. S&M isn’t my thing, but the selection of implements of torture is extensive. I might me tempted to try if the gear wasn’t so damn expensive (and if the chains didn’t set off airport scanners). The Ladies floor had a great selection of vibrators. Next time I plan to pick up some anal beads - again, great selection. The Men’s floor with dolls and masturbators was impressive. Here Japanese realism comes into play. One of the dolls offered was so real (see pic #2 below) but I guess it should be with a price tag of circa USD2000! They really play up the lolita angle with the love dolls - they even sell clothes to dress the dolls up with - panties, dresses, etc. Hmmm. Only in Japan.

Getting There: Take the Japan Railway (JR) Yamanote line to Akihabara station. Take the exit for the Akihabara Electric Town. Just walk up the street past all the girls dressed for the Maid Cafes. You will see Love Merci right across the street just to the right of the Laox electronics stores. Here is the map (in Japanese). Enjoy Tokyo! AsianRain

  

  

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Nice Filipina talent… makes me feel the love of the Valentines season. She was certainly sweeter than chocolate! Enjoy! AsianRain

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I’m usually skeptical with what scientists and doctors do. They are always finding solutions for problems that I don’t have or finding cures for diseases that seen to afflict only cute little poster waifs. Now with cash cow drugs like Viagra and Cialis, that they have caught on to the fact that there is money to be made in providing things that actually improve quality of life for middle aged men who will actually spend money on things that will really make a difference.

Now I don’t subscribe to everything that I hear, but it was reported recently that some chemicals in watermelon work much like Viagra. The director of Texas A&M’s fruit and vegetable Improvement Center has discovered that watermelons have an ingredient called Citrulline that delivers Viagra-like effects and may even increase libido. This compound is very similar to sildenafil citrate (Sildenafil citrtate is the active ingredient found in the drug Viagra, aimed to help with erectile dysfunction.). Citrulline in watermelon starts the production of an amino acid called arginine. Arginine helps relxas blood vessles in the body, just like Viagra. it also helps with angina, high blood pressure, and more.

There is a catch (as you guessed there would be). The phyto-nutrient called citrulline that relaxes the blood Vessels is found in highest concentrations in the part you generally don’t eat - the watermelon rind. Scientists are working to breed watermelons with higher concentrations of Citruline in the flesh. The researcher who conducted the study says the watermelon rind also has a beneficial effect on the heart. But no one seems very interested in that aspect right now.

Another article I read on this topic says that you can still get the same effect by eating about 6 cups worth of watermelon flesh. I would guess that is about equivalent to 2-3 watermelon juices, enough to leave you feeling waterlogged and pissing tiny seeds before a fuck session. Until they develop an easy-to-pop supplement of watermelon rind concentrate that works as well as my Cialis, I’ll stick to my current reliable chemicals. It’s good to know that some scientists are working on the right things - my cock will thank them someday. Enjoy, AsianRain

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Although my normal hunting ground is Asia, the company was nice enough to send me on my first business trip to South Africa. Although black girls are not really my preference, whenever I have the opportunity I consider sampling local talent my solemn duty in getting full value out of my company’s travel budget.
My first observation is that there is a lot of mongering potential in South Africa. Lots of variety - white, black, indians and asian - is on the menu. Wages are generally low (but not quite third world) and there are lots of immigrants from other countries, which keeps the prices of sexual services in check. The scene is rather undeveloped and low key. From what I can see, outside of JoBurg and Cape Town, there is very little night life in the cities… once the sun goes down most people tend to retire and hunker down in their secure homes.

Of course safety is a huge problem in South Africa. Armed guards, electric fences and security company signs that say “armed response” are all over the place. You don’t want to be roaming the streets looking for hookers in this environment. A couple of guys from my company were mugged not more than 50 meters from their hotel in broad daylight. Luckily Internet technology has come to fill the gap with websites advertising call girls. While I was on my trip I personally tried girls from the following sites, which all had a number of girls from the city I was visiting:

Sex Trader: http://www.sextrader.co.za/
PYMT: http://www.pymt.co.za/
Adult Inc.: http://www.adultinc.co.za/
Dial-a-Babe: http://www.dialababe.co.za/ (Durban specialty site)

The system for these sites is pretty simple. The girls pay monthly advertising fees to the sites. (One of my girls who advertises on both Dial-a-Babe and Sex Trader told me that Dial-a-Babe charges ZAR300/month and Sex Trader charges ZAR650/month.) The sites have basic profiles for the girls and maybe a few pics (very few of which show the face). Although I didn’t experience any bait-and-switch on the girls, I did observe that the ad pics were clearly photoshopped (especially on Sex Trader) to make the girls look better. And many of the girls are posed to make them look slimmer than they actually are. Many of the providers are mommies - about half of my dates were MILFs. Age information is definitely not accurate - expect the girls to be 3-4 years older than advertised. All sites were searchable by city/service area, but most of the sites did not provide much detail about what services the girls would provide. From my experience and observation, the menu is slanted heavily towards straight-up suck and fuck services. Extras like anal seemed to be a real rarity - be prepared to ask if you are interested in such services and be prepared to pay extra.

Almost all of the adverts have direct cell phone contact numbers for the girls. Most of the girls offered out-call service, but there is a selection of talent offering in call. For the record, I am not into white girls and concentrated on the black girls, which are a novelty for me from the usual Asian fare I get. My MO was straightforward. First, I would research the sites and find 3-4 girls that interested me. Then I would usually send an SMS in advance saying hello, my name and that I was visiting from out of town and staying at blah-blah hotel. Then a while later I would give them a call. In all cases the actual provider picked up the phone. I found the girls to be quite relaxed and professional. I would tell them that I saw their “super-cute” ad on whatever site and ask them if they were busy. A few girls were not available so I would excuse myself and move on to the next number. Once I confirmed availability, the girls would then casually ask how long I wanted to see them. This is to establish whether you want long time or short time. Long time rates are outrageous, so I always replied that I would like to see them for a couple hours. The girl would then generally ask if I knew their short time rate, and of course I would enquire. Quoted rates were anywhere from ZAR350+taxi to ZAR600+taxi, which converts to about ZAR450 on the low end and ZAR700 on the high end for some nice local black talents. Most of the escorts I called did not have their own car. Taxis are very expensive in SA, so this can add quite a bit to the bottom line. From my casual observation of the prices and supply, white girls and Indians/Asians can cost considerably more, so be prepared to call around if you are on a budget for your white meat or exotics. I see a lot of posts on monger boards that the white girls and indians generally place themselves in the premium/exotic niche of the market and try to charge accordingly. However, most reviews say that the whites/indians generally do not deliver premium service. Your mileage may vary.

I called a couple girls on short notice. It generally took from 1-2 hours for the girls to arrive. My hotel was girl friendly and the night guard, who was on the game, actually guided the girls up to my room. I slipped him ZAR50 as a courtesy for his “security” services later. Once the girls were in the room, well, everything was quite straigthforward. It never took long for the girls to get comfortable. One actually went to the shower, cleaned, and came back dressed in a sexy nightie. She was the GFE of the trip. Suck and fuck in multiple positions was (thankfully) always on the menu. Safe practices were the norm - very sensible in this part of the world. Passion and chemistry levels varied from girl to girl, but all girls delivered the basic goods. I found the musky scent of black pussy to be a little strong compared to my usual menu of rosy Asian flowers, but the sessions went much better with foreplay and the girls genuinely appreciated me getting them off.

I had not brought my video cam, but pics were allowed/tolerated by all the girls, although faces were off-limits by some. None of the girls allowed anal, except some fingering. I was pleased that facials were largely acceptable, which made for some memorable post-pop pics. I just LOVE the contrast between my pearly white jizz and their dark-skinned faces.

Once the session was finished (marked by my white goo spewing onto their face or tits), the girls cleaned up and prepared to leave. No “second shots” on offer, so get the most enjoyment out of your first shot or be sure to specify multiple shots beforehand. For payment, I had the correct change prepared and I would slip it into their pocket/purse and escort them to the door. Smile. Kiss. Goodbye.

Nothing terribly memorable from my sessions, but most of the girls provided a quality pleasant escort experience. Dark meat may not be my first choice, but considering the reasonable price/performance/convenience/safety ratio of the escort scene, I will probably give the SA escort scene another spin on my next trip.

Other sites you might want to check out:

Escort South Africa: http://www.esa.co.za/ (mainly JoBurg)
The Menu: http://www.themenu.co.za/ (neat menu selection method, but little choice)
Hookers SA: http://www.hookerssa.com/ (very little selection)
Glamour Girls: http://www.glamourgirls.co.za (mainly JoBurg)

I have added some (cel phone) piccies taken during my encounters. Enjoy South Africa! AsianRain
  

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Only an idiot doesn’t know where Blok M is - but unfortunately that description fits a fair number of the Jakarta taxi driving fraternity, many of whom may most charitably be described as yokels who hardly know the city (and don’t know ‘left’ from ‘right’, either). And remember - the standard response to any question you put to the average taxi driver is “Yes, Mister”.

If you take a taxi at one of the big hotels, the doorman will tell the driver your destination and ensure that he does actually know where Blok M is, and how to get there. If you flag down a taxi in the street, you’re on your own.

You can print out and use the map (from the Jakarta Blok M site) above to give the taxi driver directions. The Jakarta Blok M site also has detailed directions to foolproof the trip. Enjoy Jakarta! AsianRain

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Mongering is a tiring business - a 2-hour fuck session can leave me with several sore muscles, so there is nothing better than a nice massage to ease my pains and get me refreshed for further action. I saw a recommendation for a home/hotel delivery massage service in Jakarta. This operation is solely an out-call delivery massage service - there is no shop for in-call. Very professional. Just call up, tell them your location (they deliver to hotels or residences), how many hours you want and a lady will come in about 30 minutes. Current price for full body massage is Rp75,000 for 1 hour or Rp110,000 for 2 hours. I took 2 hours and tipped Rp40k for a total of Rp150k. The Jakarta contact number is 02170717070.

I had my squeezette order to her boarding room in north Jakarta. The lady arrived and was professionally dressed in a kind of white uniform. I laid out on the bed and she did her magic - started with a shiatsu-type finger pressure massage and followed by swedish oil massage. These ladies are capable of doing a very strong massage, but I like it very soft so I said “pelan-pelan” (softly) a couple times to adjust her pressure level to my liking. The massage lady also did a nice face and head massage at my request. All in all it was a superb service and great value for a delivery massage.

For those with sexual relief, I would strongly emphasize that this is a “straight-up” massage service. I would not suggest that anyone either expect nor solicit for extras. If that is what you are looking for, then there are many other such “happy ending” knock shop-type places detailed in my Jakarta posts. Enjoy Jakarta, AsianRain

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A Happy New Year 2009 to all of my readers! I hope you had a great mongering year in 2008 and that we will all have an even better year in 2009! A part of my committment to bringing the best of sexpat lifestyle to my readers, I am proud to announce the launch of two satellite networks on my Asian Reality Network of Asian porn sites. If you have ever been surfing for Asian porn, you know the web is chok-a-blok with free sites. The problem with most of these sites is that their operators don’t seem to have a clue about Asia or the Asian niche. Images are a randomized jumble of anything with an Asian face. Thai girls are thrown in with Japanese who are thrown in with Filipinas - and so on. You see lots of Japanese niche sites with Chinese fonts and imagery (dragons, etc.). Most site names that have nothing to do with their content. From a consumer point of view, it’s amateur hour all around.

The worst part about these sites is the number of tricks that they employ on us poor surfers. The whole point of these sites is supposed to be to direct us to free premium site galleries, but since they are stuck trading traffic with other free sites, we end up re-directed from one free site to another free site in an endless circle jerk. It’s a huge waste of bandwidth and we just end up pissed off.

Asian Reality Network is the first no-nonsense network of its kind dedicated solely to the REAL experiences and feelings of mongering for pussy in Asia. Satellite Number One has been launched at AsianStreetSex.com with niche channels catering for just about every Asian interest - sweet teens, blowjobs, bareback sex, facials, soaplands, you name it. Satellite Number Two is also broadcasting at AsianRain.org with an “all video” theme for the most intense Asian porn experience. There are FORTY CHANNELS of porn to choose from, so you will never get bored.

Asian Reality Network is a closed network hand-built for Asiaphiles who want the best of the real Asian experience. I invite my readers to experience an entirely new level and quality of free porn sites! Enjoy your surfing, AsianRain

(Pic courtesy of ComaBoy, one of the greats of Thailand mongering.)

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